"The most courageous act is still to think for yourself, aloud." - Coco Chanel

Monday, April 7, 2014

In honor of Letterman's retirement : The Top Ten Things I Hate

10.My dog’s breath. 

9. The movie Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.

8. The smell of eggs after they’ve been cooked. Especially when I have to clean the pan.

7. Rides that spin (Particularly the Shake, Rattle, and Roll at Elitch Gardens in Denver... *Horrible Incident Alert!*).

6. People who stop in a merge lane.

5. Christians who come to church and think it’s all about them.

4. Seafood.  I avoid eating things with heads and hind-ends that can fit into your mouth at the same time.

3. Moths. In my bedroom. At night.

2. Form 941.  And I don't even have to fill it out anymore. 

1. Roundabouts (see # 7).


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